{"id":369,"date":"2014-10-23T23:48:07","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T23:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/?p=369"},"modified":"2014-10-23T23:48:07","modified_gmt":"2014-10-23T23:48:07","slug":"twas-the-night-before-world-wide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/twas-the-night-before-world-wide\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Twas the Night Before World-Wide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Twas the night before World Wide, when all through the shack<\/p>\n<p>Not a rotor was turning, not even the stack;<\/p>\n<p>The finals were warmed in their chimneys so clear,<\/p>\n<p>In hopes that DXpeditions soon would appear;<\/p>\n<p>The guest ops were nestled all snug in their beds,<\/p>\n<p>While visions of morning runs danced in their heads;<\/p>\n<p>And mamma in her &#8216;headphones, and I in my cap,<\/p>\n<p>Had just settled down for a last minute nap,<\/p>\n<p>When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,<\/p>\n<p>I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.<\/p>\n<p>Away to the window I flew like a flash,<\/p>\n<p>Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.<\/p>\n<p>The moon on the piles of unraked leaves below,<\/p>\n<p>Gave rise to the guilt of yard tools still stowed.<\/p>\n<p>When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,<\/p>\n<p>But a full-on mobile, all bris&#8217;ling with gear.<\/p>\n<p>With a little old guest op, so lively and free,<\/p>\n<p>I knew in a moment it must be &#8216;DG.<\/p>\n<p>A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,<\/p>\n<p>Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;<\/p>\n<p>He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old Op,<\/p>\n<p>And I laughed when I saw him, I just couldn&#8217;t stop;<\/p>\n<p>More rapid than eagles his QSOs they came,<\/p>\n<p>And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now, G3! now, DL! go P4 and VE!<\/p>\n<p>On, VK! next ZL! now, ZK and TT!<\/p>\n<p>To the top of the Section! to the top of the Zone!<\/p>\n<p>Now dash away,\u00a0 records, top them, alone!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As QRM that before the high speed run splatter,<\/p>\n<p>He lost not a moment to deal with the matter,<\/p>\n<p>And using his mouse to zero beat the zoo,<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Get off my freq AR, I know that it&#8217;s you&#8217;!<\/p>\n<p>He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,<\/p>\n<p>And filled up the log; then moved for a jerk.<\/p>\n<p>And laying his finger aside of his Bose, And giving a nod, up the standings he rose.<\/p>\n<p>He copied the QSOs, some strong and some light,<\/p>\n<p>And worked them all quickly, late into the night.<\/p>\n<p>With uncanny speed the log he did fill,<\/p>\n<p>I knew after checking his UBN would be nil!<\/p>\n<p>He sprang to his mobile, to his mic gave a whistle,<\/p>\n<p>And away QSY&#8217;d with the speed of a missile.<\/p>\n<p>But I heard him exclaim, &#8216;ere he drove like a nut,<\/p>\n<p>Happy WorldWide to all, and to all, a\u00a0 &#8216;KICK BUTT&#8217; !!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>by Tony Brock-Fisher K1KP (with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twas the night before World Wide, when all through the shack Not a rotor was turning, not even the stack; The finals were warmed in their chimneys so clear, In hopes that DXpeditions soon would appear; The guest ops were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of morning runs danced in their heads; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/twas-the-night-before-world-wide\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8216;Twas the Night Before World-Wide<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-presentations","no-featured-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4zCnu-5X","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":370,"href":"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions\/370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cqww.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}